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Godzilla

Godzilla

£6.00

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  • Print 57% in stock
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he is as wide as a street and as big as a villa that is right it is the lizard godzilla. when it was yesterday i went to the pictures on my own to see the newest monster film that has just come out that is called godzilla the chinese mentalist from the east and if you like films that are about lizards and buildings and death then you are in for a feast for your eyes because this film has got all of them things in it especially buildings and my best bit in the whole of the film is right near the end of it when godzilla is having a massive argument with his wife in their kitchen and she is screaming for him to be truthful with her just for once in his damn life and she keeps on saying is there someone else please just tell me if there is because i dont want to be married to someone who is cheating on me and godzilla screams give me strength woman dear god just shut the hell up for a second and then he looks at her silently for about 10 seconds and he does a half smile at her and then he goes over to the main drawer that is underneath the microwave in the kitchen and he opens it up and he takes out a poster of david tennant and he kisses it and then he looks at his wife again and he laughs and he says i guess i will be helping you pack your bags then wont i and she screams why the hell are you so obsessed with david tennant and godzilla says i just think he is a brilliant actor and he is a good kisser and i have loved everything that he has ever been in and his wife screams are you actually mental or something godzilla you have never even met the man before and godzilla says if being mental means liking brilliant actors like david then yes i guess i am mental then arent i and then after loads of pictures of david tennant flash up on the screen for ages godzilla gets a text on his telephone from walter white from breaking bad and he is saying for godzilla to go and meet him in town right away because he wants to show him something that he has just found out he can do with his leg but godzilla doesnt realise it is just a trap and as soon as godzilla gets out of the taxi in town walter white runs up behind him and he does a massive forward flip right over godzillas head and on his way down he stabs godzilla perfectly through the heart with a walking stick and he screams that is for killing my wife and my son you big green prick and then there is a slow motion shot of walter white standing on a bridge eating a woodlouse off the back of his hand and licking his lips really slowly while he watches the sun go down over america and then the camera goes really close up on his face and he slowly opens his mouth really wide and a white dove flys out and it is one of the most beautiful endings to a film that i have ever seen before in my life and it actually even made me cry it was so beautiful.

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includes godzillas famous catchphrase:
"shut up or i will crush you"

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this print comes with some really good surprises like some bits of string and some bits of wool and some bits of felt and some elastic friendship bracelets and sometimes some slices of my hair sellotaped to a bit of paper as well for you to keep inside your pocket for a good luck wish.

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Size A3 on 250gsm high quality card
A3 print dimensions: 420 x 297 mm - 16.5 x 11.7 in
Limited edition print run of 100
Frameless Clip Frame - Non-glass (acrylic) Front